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The Satan Cookie (CroMa)

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 Crona was inside the school bus riding on the girly rainbow as he walked on the sidewalk towards me. I couldn't tell if he was feeling green or blue today, but he had his hair in a ponytail. Maybe he could help me with the decorations...
 "Maka, are the cookies ready yet?" he said. I took the cookies out of the microwave and handed Crona a cupcake. He looked cute as he nibbled his cookie cat. "This is a delicious cup of coffee, Maka!" he said with his mouth full of doughnut crumbs. His face with chocolate all over it was as cute as the boring car commercial on TV that lasted for three weeks. 
 Marie flew inside the building with her wings. She met us outside with the skeleton. She smiled.
"I love blue ribbons!" she exclaimed. Crona was a unicorn and Steven Universe, along with Fluttershy. They twirled around Hungary at dawn. I gave Professor Stein the illuminati. 
"Thanks," he said as Sid was yelling at the sun. Spirit likes the screen and so does Peridot. 
 Crona can be a ballerina for Christmas. "Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl!" he sang. The cupcake was eating Crona's hair for dinner. The steak was good because Blair likes fish. Blair really likes fish. Hello, hello.
 Don't be cod for Halloween. Instead, be cod! Suddenly, Soul was Inuyasha. 
"What the hell," he barked. Crona burped because it was his birthday. It was not Crona's birthday. Soul was disgusted with Crona's burp and took away Stein's illuminati. Stein was sad. Poor Stein. 
 Crona has pink hair. I love blue ribbons, like Marie. Too bad BlackStar was Piglet and Tsubaki had to put 1,000 groceries in the microwave. Ew, Crona, that's gross. Don't be cod for Halloween! 
Crona is romantically collecting rocks. Crona's so beautiful with his hair down. I don't like April Fool's Day, so shut up. You should be cod for Halloween. Be my husband, Crona!!! 
Crona and Maka are having a lovely day.
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milkii-desu's avatar
this made me laugh

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